FROM MY HEAD TO THE INTERNET: 50 Things That Make Me Deliriously Happy :-)~

Note: Porkchop is my English Bulldog. Although he doesn't like being referred to as a dog so I tell people he is my son...who just happens to be a little furry with a flat nose and a big head.

1. My husband

2. My kids

3. Porkchop

4. Porkchop when he twirls

5. Porkchop when he sleeps

6. Porkchop when he does anything

7. Chasing Porkchop with a broom (He thinks it will eat him.)

8. The moon

9. Golden Flake Jalapeno Poppers

10. Choclate blasts from Baskin Robbins

11. Internet Stalking (Don't judge me.)

12. Mark Walberg

13. The Elephant noises my husband makes in the shower that drives Porkchop crazy and amuses me greatly.

14. My brother's jellybean shaped head (His name is Scott Russell and he probably hates me right now.)

15. Stephen King

16. Laughing at things that no one else finds funny

17. Kermit the Frog

18. Jace's freckles (We have given them all names...)

19. Stevie's little mischevious ways (makes me feel like I've done something right :-)

20. Chess

21. Visiting Haunted Plantation homes in Historic towns (although I've only done this once and never saw anything resembling a real ghost.)

22. New Orleans French Quarter

23. Magical Midgets from Ireland (also known as Lepercauns)

24. Scary Movies

25. Doll Houses

26. My parents marriage

27. My marriage (see #1)

28. The smell of gasoline (I like to pump slowly at gas stations, again please stop judging me.)

29. Asking Porkchop in the mornings if "he is ready to...EAT? POOP?" these are things that make HIM delirously happy.

30. Rainy Sundays

31. Mountian Dew Freezes from Sprint Mart

32. Bubble Wraps

33. Playboy Magazine (I read the articles!)

34. Mother Theresa

35. Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey

36. Christmas Trees

37. Shopping at Gordmans/Wolfchase Mall

38. Edward Cullen

39. The Hunger Games

40. Finding loose gum in the bottom of my purse.

41. Finding xanax at the bottom of my purse. (I'M KIDDING.)

42. Anti-depressents (NOT KIDDING)

43. Movie night

44. Chinese Food

45. Finding quarters in the slots of pay phone machines (Your still judging me I know...)

46. Finding out I am NOT as weird as the lady who eats her couch.

47. Dr. Pepper

48. Finding out I don't have to cook supper

49. Writing

50.Benadryl

So this basically sums me up pretty well. I probably could have kept on going with this list but some things are best to just keep to yourself. At least for now anyway.

Btw, I'm new to this blogging thing so bear with me while I figure things out. I've been living under a rock for some time now. I love to write...always have. I figured since my friends have found it extremely hard to keep up with my random postings on Facebook and alot of them are pod people (not my real friends of course) and do not understand jokes well...than I would just start my own blog in hopes to find others like me who enjoy writing, laughing, and have an EXTREMELY open mind to all sorts of possibilities.

Inserting some images to give you guys a preview of some of the things that make me deliriously Happy:

My brothers Jellybean shaped head:

New Orleans French Quarter (Bourbon St.)

Jace and Stevie

My Marriage

Our Honeymoon in New Orleans

KIDDING!

As a side note the 3 days we spent in New Orleans we periodically saw the same homeless guy every where we went. I wanted an autograph and a picture taken with him but Joey wouldn't let me. I really liked his fashion sense. Pink Halter Top with Hustler sweats. This guy was awesome!